What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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What is a chair?

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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