- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Dumb

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

hi dave

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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