when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Donald Trump.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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