a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Nice belt.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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