Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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