scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

The black man leaves the strip club.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

This isn't funny.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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