Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Your face is hilarious.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

womens rights.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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