- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Cancer.

What's green and blue? yellow

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What can fly? Lots of things

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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