Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Whats worse than a joke? This

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

gay people

What's funnier than 24? 25

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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