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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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