- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

i love to lick...

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Why? Why Not?

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Women can vote? WTF

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