My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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