Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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