what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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A man penetrates another man.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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