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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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