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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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