- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and gluey Glue

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Keanu Reaves

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Knock Know! Come in!

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Because she has down's syndrome

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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