- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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