- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

kaite is dumb that is true

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

A fish swims up your penis...

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Walnut

Want to hear a joke? No.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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