- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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