Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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One below was by me: Walter H

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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obama

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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