Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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