What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Anti Joke

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