- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

I like colin but not as much as apple

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Because she has down's syndrome

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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