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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

civil rights

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Butt poop.

Tunechi

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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