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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

YOLO You only like Oreos

Cameron is a r e t a r d

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

A Pakistani news reader.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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