- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

taking out the trash... at night

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

you lose.

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