Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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