what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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