A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Knock Know! Come in!

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Because she has down's syndrome

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

A black man has a job.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

its all aodhan

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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