What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Anti Joke

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