- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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