What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

This is an anti joke

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Bob Saget

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

chuck norris

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

womens rights

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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