- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

once upon a time, it snowed

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

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