What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +29

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down +27

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +25

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

thumb_up thumb_down +25

a horse nibbled a baby

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

penus

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

thumb_up thumb_down +25

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

thumb_up thumb_down +25

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

thumb_up thumb_down +25

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

thumb_up thumb_down +23

That's what she didn't say

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops