- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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