What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Women's rights...

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

I dont have a girlfriend

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