- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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