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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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