a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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ugvvvvvv

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Women's rights

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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You suck big fat slobber

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A mans opinion.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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