Why did the dog die? He was old

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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knock knock no ones home

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Oh...okay, good.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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your social life.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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