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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Jayden Eccles

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Hey, Max!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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