- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

I like your hair

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