There is no joke here, stop reading.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

This one time at band camp music was played.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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