What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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whats white and sticky glue

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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