- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

I'm sn otter

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

you suck

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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