Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

snooki

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

tims sty:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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