Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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