- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Neither have I

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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