- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Cows are land manatees.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

A black man has a job.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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