Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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