whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

brittney griner

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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