- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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