- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

You suck big fat slobber

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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