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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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