Justin Bieber.

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My Boyfriend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Loner.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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This statement is false.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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