- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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