Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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