What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What did the fish say after he

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Anti Joke

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