- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Women's Rights.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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