Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Cancer.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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