- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Bacon is delcious.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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