A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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black people

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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