- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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