- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Has u seen my grammar?

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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