What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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