Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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A midget walks under a bar

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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