Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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willie revilame

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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1+2 = 6

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Im black

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A white person at Harvard

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Tony Romo

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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F? No k

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What comes after 69? 70

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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