- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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