- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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