- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

I can count to potato.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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