What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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charlie sheen losing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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